{"id":12,"date":"2006-12-30T14:20:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-30T22:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2021-02-06T20:24:57","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T04:24:57","slug":"happy-new-year-blargh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year! (Blargh…)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy New Year everyone. Tonight I am flying out to Florida for a New Year’s Cruise aboard the Carnival Victory with my friend Sean. I don’t know what the ship is “victorious” over, but hopefully the illustrious bounty will be shared among the passengers.<\/p>\n

Wish me a week of sun, fun and voluminous levels of gluttonous overeating to the extent that it dwarfs the other six deadly sins.<\/p>\n

Viva consumption!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy New Year everyone. Tonight I am flying out to Florida for a New Year’s Cruise aboard the Carnival Victory with my friend Sean. I don’t know what the ship is “victorious” over, but hopefully the illustrious bounty will be shared among the passengers. Wish me a week of sun, fun and voluminous levels of … Continue reading Happy New Year! (Blargh…)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":639,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richardkiss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}