From a MySpace bulletin, circa 2007. The author of the questions is unknown but all answers are by me.<\/p>\n
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
\n“WHERE DID I PUT MY LEFT EYE?” SOUND WEIRD BUT TO BE FAIR I WAS TOTALLY HIGH<\/p>\n
2. How much cash do you have on you?
\nALL OF IT<\/p>\n
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?”
\n“NATURES”<\/p>\n
4. Favorite planet?
\nI WOULD SAY URANUS BUT IT’S TOO FILTHY SO I WILL GO WITH OMICRON 7 IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY. EVEN THOUGH IT’S GASEOUS, IT ROCKS!!!<\/p>\n
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
\nCREDITORS<\/p>\n
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
\nRING AROUND THE COLLAR HA HA HA I KILL ME. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX PEOPLES!<\/p>\n
7. What shirt are you wearing?
\nWHAT IS THIS, PHONE SEX?<\/p>\n
8. Do you “label” yourself?
\nYES I DO. CONSTANTLY. LOOK I’M DOING IT NOW<\/p>\n
9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
\nI WILL NAME IT JEREMY AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING! YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND<\/p>\n
10. Bright or Dark Room?
\nIT DEPENDS ON IF I AM DEVELOPING PHOTOS<\/p>\n
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
\nI THINK ABOUT 145 POUNDS<\/p>\n
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
\nIT WAS NOT MIDNIGHT, IT WAS ABOUT 11:30 AND IT WAS NOTHING.<\/p>\n
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
\nSENDER UNKNOWN, REDO FROM START<\/p>\n
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
\nTHE CORNER OF 7TH STREET AND 11TH AVENUE. I KNOW. WHO WOULDDA GUESS?!<\/p>\n
16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
\n“I” BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPORTANT TO I. GET IT?<\/p>\n
17.Who told you he\/she loved you last?
\nHITLER LOVED ME LAST AND HE WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT IT<\/p>\n
18. Last furry thing you touched?
\nHA HA THIS ONE IS TOO PERSONAL TO ANSWER BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT… IT HAD A PIT BUT WAS NOT A PEACH!!!!!<\/p>\n
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
\nJUST ONE WHEN YESTERDAY I INVENTED A MEDICATION TO LOWER BAD CHOLESTERAL BUT THE DAMN PATENT OFFICE REFUSED MY PATENT!!!! BASTARDS LOL<\/p>\n
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
\nI WILL ANSWER THIS FOR EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY: N WHERE N IS A NON-NEGATIVE INTEGER<\/p>\n
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
\nICE AGE WAS MY FAVOURITE BECAUSE THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL SO CUTE<\/p>\n
22. Your worst enemy?
\nJEWS<\/p>\n
23. What is your current desktop picture?
\nIT IS A PHOTO MY PREVIOUS DESKTOP. I KNOW, BLOWS THE MIND, EH?<\/p>\n
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
\n“IT IS A PHOTO MY PREVIOUS DESKTOP. I KNOW, BLOWS THE MIND, EH?”<\/p>\n
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
\nI WOULD CHOOSE DOOR #3 WITH THE GOAT IN IT AND THEN SLAUGHTER IT TO GAIN ITS COURAGE<\/p>\n
26. Do you like someone?
\nYES BUT NOT A PEACH!!!! *WINK*<\/p>\n
27. The last song you listened to?
\nMY OUTGOING VOICE MAIL MESSAGE WHICH IS SUPER CATCHY. CALL ME AND GET YOUR GROOVE BACK <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
From a MySpace bulletin, circa 2007. The author of the questions is unknown but all answers are by me. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? “WHERE DID I PUT MY LEFT EYE?” SOUND WEIRD BUT TO BE FAIR I WAS TOTALLY HIGH 2. How … Continue reading 27 Random Questions<\/span>