From a MySpace bulletin, circa 2007. The author of the questions is unknown but all answers are by me.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
“WHERE DID I PUT MY LEFT EYE?” SOUND WEIRD BUT TO BE FAIR I WAS TOTALLY HIGH

2. How much cash do you have on you?
ALL OF IT

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?”
“NATURES”

4. Favorite planet?
I WOULD SAY URANUS BUT IT’S TOO FILTHY SO I WILL GO WITH OMICRON 7 IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY. EVEN THOUGH IT’S GASEOUS, IT ROCKS!!!

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
CREDITORS

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
RING AROUND THE COLLAR HA HA HA I KILL ME. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX PEOPLES!

7. What shirt are you wearing?
WHAT IS THIS, PHONE SEX?

8. Do you “label” yourself?
YES I DO. CONSTANTLY. LOOK I’M DOING IT NOW

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?
I WILL NAME IT JEREMY AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING! YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

10. Bright or Dark Room?
IT DEPENDS ON IF I AM DEVELOPING PHOTOS

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I THINK ABOUT 145 POUNDS

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
IT WAS NOT MIDNIGHT, IT WAS ABOUT 11:30 AND IT WAS NOTHING.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
SENDER UNKNOWN, REDO FROM START

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
THE CORNER OF 7TH STREET AND 11TH AVENUE. I KNOW. WHO WOULDDA GUESS?!

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
“I” BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPORTANT TO I. GET IT?

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
HITLER LOVED ME LAST AND HE WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT IT

18. Last furry thing you touched?
HA HA THIS ONE IS TOO PERSONAL TO ANSWER BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT… IT HAD A PIT BUT WAS NOT A PEACH!!!!!

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
JUST ONE WHEN YESTERDAY I INVENTED A MEDICATION TO LOWER BAD CHOLESTERAL BUT THE DAMN PATENT OFFICE REFUSED MY PATENT!!!! BASTARDS LOL

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
I WILL ANSWER THIS FOR EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY: N WHERE N IS A NON-NEGATIVE INTEGER

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
ICE AGE WAS MY FAVOURITE BECAUSE THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL SO CUTE

22. Your worst enemy?
JEWS

23. What is your current desktop picture?
IT IS A PHOTO MY PREVIOUS DESKTOP. I KNOW, BLOWS THE MIND, EH?

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“IT IS A PHOTO MY PREVIOUS DESKTOP. I KNOW, BLOWS THE MIND, EH?”

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I WOULD CHOOSE DOOR #3 WITH THE GOAT IN IT AND THEN SLAUGHTER IT TO GAIN ITS COURAGE

26. Do you like someone?
YES BUT NOT A PEACH!!!! *WINK*

27. The last song you listened to?
MY OUTGOING VOICE MAIL MESSAGE WHICH IS SUPER CATCHY. CALL ME AND GET YOUR GROOVE BACK