Happy New Year everyone. Tonight I am flying out to Florida for a New Year’s Cruise aboard the Carnival Victory with my friend Sean. I don’t know what the ship is “victorious” over, but hopefully the illustrious bounty will be shared among the passengers.

Wish me a week of sun, fun and voluminous levels of gluttonous overeating to the extent that it dwarfs the other six deadly sins.

Viva consumption!